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loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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person: who is your favorite avenger?
me: Sasuke
person: what
me: what

yogdo:

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oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE

isolated-roots:

moooseifer:

shugarskull:

lindsaychrist:

oh my fucking god

This is the most horrific porn dialogue I have ever heard in my entire lifespan on this sphere careening through the infinite darkness of the universe. My soul descended into the ground and became one with the earth. I am empty now.

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

1 hour ago1,197,571 plays

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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da-ghetto-booteh:

thefrogmanswhore:

clituorice:

"Weather Phenomenon Causes Beyoncé Concert to Be Heard For Miles"x

omg i warned yall, she is satan

Yaaaaaaas fuck it up illuminati queen!

proof that Beyoncé is a god

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

2 hours ago2,299,602 plays

ruinedchildhood:

arianacopyingmariah:

OMFG ARI..

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2 hours ago75,194 plays