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grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

baby: t..t-t
mom: tap?? tat??
baby: t-t-t..
baby: Twelve years ago, a Nine-Tail Fox suddenly appeared...If you believe it! Naruto! Naruto! Believe it! Believe it! Here I am with my Ninja Clan! Ninja Clan, here we stand! Naruto, I'm on my way, Naruto, I'll be okay! Getting ready to fight on set! Come on best friends by my side! Sasuke, is really cool! Sakura, the beautiful! Kowagaruna NarutoSaoto mamore

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

"Uck, that’s gross!"

Niall: What the fuck are you doing?

Zayn: hehe singing

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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

neatpotatoes:

i think about this vine a lot

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation