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most-awkward-moments:

TINKY WINKY

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DIPSY

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LALA

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PO

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TYRONE

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tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

vinebox:

Last day of school ima walk in like..

vinebox:

Last day of school ima walk in like..

Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out

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Y’all cmere

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Come closer

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Lemme holla at y’all a second

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Y’all want this damn baby?

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googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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scorpiolove:

Sleepovers with me be like:

scorpiolove:

Sleepovers with me be like:

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when spotting a Lady Gaga billboard while Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

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